“I really think people don’t get the concept of the Disney Princesses. They aren’t to make some people feel bad about themslves, but to be role models for little girls. It’s a good thing for them to be beautiful and skinny and kind because they’re supposed to be an inspiration! If there was to be a princess who was fat or had tattoos, young girls who get the wrong idea. Yes, you might feel better, but little girls won’t.”
They’re never too young to start developing a mental disorder, huh?
God, I hope this is a troll….
#i love the sassiness in the last panel #where the emperor is like bitch do i have to explain everything to you? #learn to metaphor shit face #then pops his hat on and sasses to the left #like fucking dumbass #what fucking flower do you think i’m talking about? #i ain’t senile yet. when i start babbling about pixies and fairy dust then you can put me in a home #fucking kids these days
Did I pay too much money to see the Lion King in 3D? You’re damn right I did.
However, I noticed something…. Simba and Nala were siblings. Yeah… YEAH.
Think about it. Mufasa was the only male lion other than Scar, and as we learned in Lion King 2… no one liked Scar’s kids (and they looked like him). Yeah, Simba and Nala had different moms, but they definitely shared a father. Maybe I did know this before, but chose to ignore it. Frankly, I’d like to be able to ignore it now, but considering I just came home from the movie and my reaction must either be this or me aggressively hugging my pillow and wanting a girlfriend…. I’m going to chose the option that doesn’t make me depressed. So I’ll just ruin my childhood instead.
Shit. Childhood ruined, and now depressed about that. Excuse me while I go cry into my pillow about lost innocence while wishing a girl would come comfort me.
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