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Ok, I’m just going to have to watch this movie again soon.
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bonewhiteglory answered your question: Things that happened to me today: I graduated from…
WOW. Congratulations on graduating from college and I’m glad you&your house are fine! What a day.
conradverner answered your question: Things that happened to me today: I graduated from…
1) Congrats on graduating! 2) I’m so glad you, your family, your house, etc are okay! That’s scary and thank god you were home!
Thanks for the congrats! and yeah, the fire was still small when I found it, but had things been even slightly different…. I’m not really sure what would have happened. I mean, I was getting ready for graduation and 2 of the people I live with had already left. So, twenty minutes later and no one would have known there was a fire…. and a little bit earlier and I would have been asleep (and therefore wouldn’t have heard the wiring short out).
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Things that happened to me today: I graduated from college and my house caught on fire.
What’s life without a little excitement, yeah?
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terkthelastllamabender answered your question: keep me company while I play some Mass Effect?
Look at you, using your face to seduce your followers into talking to you.
wha-? I don’t even know how to deal with you. My face is probably the last thing that will entice people to ask me things.
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Bloomington (2010)
Catherine: You know how you’re always quiet when we have sex?
Jackie: Is that a problem?
Catherine: No, I just wonder is all. Figured that if you’re quiet when you don’t have to be, then I wonder how you will be when you have to.
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thebatchick answered your question: thebatchick answered your question: keep me…
Hahahahaha sexy! Make up a ton of badass stories about how you got them.
Hah, I don’t even know what kind of story I could make up. However, I will say that they have been a great way of meeting people.
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“You wanted Death? This is it. Dirt and decay, nothing more. Death translates us all into earth.” He frowned at me, his cheeks puffing slightly. “Are you disappointed? Did you want a man in black robes? I’m sure I’ve a set somewhere. A dour, thin face with bony hands? I’ve more bones in this house than you could ever count. You’ve been moping over half the world looking for Death as though that word meant anything but cold bodies and mushrooms growing out of young girls’ eye-sockets. What an exceptionally stupid child!” Suddenly he moved very fast, like a turtle after a spider—such unexpected movement from a thing so languid and round. He clapped my throat in his hand, squeezing until I could not breathe…I whistled and wheezed, beating at his chest, and my vision blurred, thick as blood. “You want Death?” he hissed. “I am Death. I will break your neck and cover you with my jar of dirt. When you kill, you become Death, and so Death wears a thousand faces, a thousand robes, a thousand gazes.” He loosened his grip. “But you can be Death, too. You can wear that face and that gaze. Would you like to be Death? Would you like to live in this house and learn his trade?”
— The Orphan’s Tales, Catherynne M Valente (via honeyspider)
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lostthedearcaptain answered your question: keep me company while I play some Mass Effect?
stay in one piece for a lengthier period of time!
I apparently can’t. Although I think i once made it a year without horribly injuring myself or being ridiculously sick.
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I now have a half-sister!
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